Documented: Articles that support my assertion that, instead of "Make America Great Again", MAGA actually stands for "Massive Ass Gas Attack". And Trump, when he adds #MAGA to his tweets, is referring to farting, not making America great.
President Fart. Facebook page by @PrezFart.
[Excerpt] i don't see why the people offended by him don't collectively start referring to him as President Fart? After a while it'll catch on everywhere and demean him (hopefully) to the point where he just can't continue in office.
America: You Can't Have A President Called Donald Fart by Becky Barnicoat.
[Excerpt] Maybe you've already heard this. Maybe you've got a British friend who's mentioned it. BUT YOU CLEARLY HAVEN'T TAKEN IT ON BOARD. If you had, things would surely be very different now. We need to talk about what a "trump" is. ... Guys, in Britain a trump is a fart.
A Nonsense Limerick on President Fart by Sasha Abramsky.
[Excerpt] One fine day in the middle of the night, A presidential candidate tweeted out a fight. The tweeting twit then turned about, And asked the Russians to use their clout. They hacked and hawed to help their man, Resulting in the election of a Putin fan. ... He'll make the country great agin, For neo-Nazis and their bigot kin ... Might is right these days it seems, Like in the 1930s dreams of fascists and of Nazi scum. How could we all have been so dumb? ... Greed is good and stupid smart, We've handed power to a fart.
1/24/2017. Extra Newsfeed.
In England, "Trump" Means Fart - And Other Notable Translations Of The President's Last Name by Allan Ishac.
[Excerpt] Norwegian: Trump or trumpa translates as "a smelly substance picked up in the street that one cannot easily scrape off the bottom of a shoe". Usage: "Your boots are covered in dog trumpa, please leave them outside!"
Russian: The playful word trumpovski means "puppet" or "pawn" in Russian. Example: "With an incriminating videotape in his possession, the brilliant puppet master was able to fully control the empty-headed trumpovski".
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Steve Bannon's Wikipedia page says he is from Norfolk VA, not Nantucket MA. :)
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