Wednesday, August 23, 2017

On TOM Steve Luke Paul Choosing Names From The Bible, Despite Being An Atheist

Documented: A blog troll who has gone by many names (4 that I am aware of) seems to have a habit of selecting names with a Bible connection. Despite being a self-proclaimed atheist. Before you write this off as a coincidence (because they are common names), see the "Luke" entry below.

Note: this troll may have also gone by the alias "Time" AKA "Jerry McCarthy", although this would be before he was TOM (and started using Bible names).

TOM & TOM. 09538055688006675704 & 02464117691722213136.

Thomas the Apostle. Called Didymus which means "the twin" or Mar Thoma in Syriac. Was one of the Twelve Apostles of Jesus Christ according to the New Testament.

Steve. 11597062711930899788.

Saint Stephen. Stéphanos, meaning "wreath, crown" and by extension "reward, honor", often given as a title rather than as a name), traditionally venerated as the Protomartyr or first martyr of Christianity, was according to the Acts of the Apostles a deacon in the early church at Jerusalem who aroused the enmity of members of various synagogues by his teachings.

Luke. 11597062711930899788.

The Gospel of Luke. TOM quotes Luke 23:46 in an Easter blog from 4/24/2011. This was the post that suggested to me that TOM/Luke was using names he got from the Bible, despite him saying he is an atheist (TOM and Luke don't believe in God).

Paul. 11597062711930899788.

Paul the Apostle. Commonly known as Saint Paul and also known by his native name Saul of Tarsus, was an apostle (though not one of the Twelve Apostles) who taught the gospel of the Christ to the first century world.

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DSD #61

Wednesday, August 9, 2017

MAGA Is An Acronym That Stands For "Massive Ass Gas Attack"

Documented: Articles that support my assertion that, instead of "Make America Great Again", MAGA actually stands for "Massive Ass Gas Attack". And Trump, when he adds #MAGA to his tweets, is referring to farting, not making America great.

undated. Facebook page.

President Fart. Facebook page by @PrezFart.

[Excerpt] i don't see why the people offended by him don't collectively start referring to him as President Fart? After a while it'll catch on everywhere and demean him (hopefully) to the point where he just can't continue in office.

10/7/2016. BuzzFeed.

America: You Can't Have A President Called Donald Fart by Becky Barnicoat.

[Excerpt] Maybe you've already heard this. Maybe you've got a British friend who's mentioned it. BUT YOU CLEARLY HAVEN'T TAKEN IT ON BOARD. If you had, things would surely be very different now. We need to talk about what a "trump" is. ... Guys, in Britain a trump is a fart.

1/6/2017. HuffPost.

A Nonsense Limerick on President Fart by Sasha Abramsky.

[Excerpt] One fine day in the middle of the night, A presidential candidate tweeted out a fight. The tweeting twit then turned about, And asked the Russians to use their clout. They hacked and hawed to help their man, Resulting in the election of a Putin fan. ... He'll make the country great agin, For neo-Nazis and their bigot kin ... Might is right these days it seems, Like in the 1930s dreams of fascists and of Nazi scum. How could we all have been so dumb? ... Greed is good and stupid smart, We've handed power to a fart.

1/24/2017. Extra Newsfeed.

In England, "Trump" Means Fart -  And Other Notable Translations Of The President's Last Name by Allan Ishac.

[Excerpt] Norwegian: Trump or trumpa translates as "a smelly substance picked up in the street that one cannot easily scrape off the bottom of a shoe". Usage: "Your boots are covered in dog trumpa, please leave them outside!"

Russian: The playful word trumpovski means "puppet" or "pawn" in Russian. Example: "With an incriminating videotape in his possession, the brilliant puppet master was able to fully control the empty-headed trumpovski".

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DSD #60